a fever dream Walkthrough!

after witnessing a player take an hour to complete this (notwithstanding 10 minutes of struggling to find animals), i figured that i ought to take pity on anyone insane enough to play this. here's how you can get all endings!

ending: schro? shro? dinger? cat? (i can't spell)

choose both "ambiguous" answers in the following questions.

• is the CAT at home?
  • maybe
• is the CAT at home?
  • maybe

ending: the shape of wife

just choose the corresponding answer when prompted with this question. 

• here's an easy one: am i pretty?
  • hell yea [X]

ending: we do not condone frog abuse in this house

just choose the corresponding answer when prompted with this question.

• is the FROG hiding in a PLANT again?
  • im hungry

ending: bye, see you never!

just choose the corresponding answer when prompted with this question.

• how many BIRDS are in the house?
  • i give up

※varies between downloadable and browser version.

ending: communication is key to relationship harmony

choose all 4 completely wordless answers in the following questions.

• is the CAT at home?
  • ???
• how many FISH are there?
  • ???????
• is the CAT at home?
  • ^._.^ ???
• how many animal legs are there in the house? (hint: there're >10 beings in the house)
  • ??????????

ending: the end!

just choose the corresponding answer when prompted with this question.

• here's another easy one: is this a good game?
  • hell no [S]

ending: farewell, cruel world (true ending btw)

just choose the corresponding answer when prompted with this question.

• how many COWS are there in the BEDROOM?
  • i'm leaving

ending: it's aight, your math can't be worse than mine

most likely the first ending you'd get, assuming you don't accidentally stumble onto the other endings.

• don't trigger any of the above endings
• fail to answer all questions correctly

ending: can't bear it anymore!!

possibly the hardest ending, just because it involves successfully performing math jujutsu.

• don't trigger any of the above endings
• answer all questions correctly

SPOILER WARNING!! EVERY SINGLE QUESTION AND EVERY SINGLE "CORRECT" ANSWER INCOMING!!

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• how many DOGS are there in the house?
  
  • 4 dogs
• how many CHICKENS are there in the LIVING ROOM?
  • 6 chickens
  • includes chick, excludes ducks
• how many SHEEP are there in the BATHROOM?
  • 13 sheep
• is the CAT at home?
  •  yes
    
  • cat is above living room window
• here's an easy one: am i pretty?
  • hell yea ※avoid [X], leads to another ending
• did the DEER break in again?
  • eeyuppers OR it has bedroom eyes
  • deer is in the bedroom
• how many FISH are there?
  • uhh 1 fish
  • shark is by your feet
• is the FROG hiding in a PLANT again?
  • i luv frog OR hell ye
  • frog is on living room plant
• is the CAT at home?
  • theoretically, yes OR no
    
  • cat is outside bedroom window
• how many BIRDS are in the house?
  • 12...? birds
  • includes ducks, penguins & chickens in other rooms
• here's another easy one: is this a good game?
  • hell no ※avoid [S], leads to another ending
• how many animal legs are there in the house? (hint: there're >10 beings in the house)
  • 36 legs
  • includes 2 humans + gecko on kitchen wall + deer only has 2 legs in house
• how many COWS are there in the BEDROOM?
  • 5 cows

and, that's all endings! and, all answers!